Anonymous:
How do dick pics make u feel?

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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bombshell-brittney:

hecallsmespring:

brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

redtemplo:

I AM CRYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

*HOWLS*

accurate as fuck

lmaooo

Never seen this but this is funny

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"

you are a horse running alone
and he tries to tame you
compares you to an impossible highway
to a burning house
says you are blinding him
that he could never leave you
forget you
want anything but you
you dizzy him, you are unbearable
every woman before or after you
is doused in your name
you fill his mouth
his teeth ache with memory of taste
his body just a long shadow seeking yours
but you are always too intense
frightening in the way you want him
unashamed and sacrificial


he tells you that no man can live up to the one who
lives in your head
and you tried to change didn’t you?
closed your mouth more
tried to be softer
prettier
less volatile, less awake
but even when sleeping you could feel
him travelling away from you in his dreams
so what did you want to do love
split his head open?
you can’t make homes out of human beings
someone should have already told you that
and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love.

"
"For women who are difficult to love" - Warsan Shaw
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tastefullyoffensive:

Dogfighter [itdoof/gif]

this looks exactly like catsby!!!

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karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he…

Someone is SUPER pissed about being born a muggle…

But really, this is kind of interesting, if HP were real.

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covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

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disheveled-taylor:

lies

all lies

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